Slowchan is late for school…..
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I love their faces right after
“I hope that was a seven…”
“that was a four…”
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
an opinion I happen to have and several friends happen to have too
pls reblog and add your comments right to the reblog. I LOVE to read your thoughts! I look at every single reblog to see if you left a comment in your tags but some of your themes are difficult to figure out and/or hide tags all together, this makes it far less fun and rewarding for me as a content creator.
you don’t have to! but it sure makes my day to see your comments right out there on my dash. just sayin’
[edit] I’m not mad or upset or anything, sorry!! I still appreciate every reblog/like whether it has comments attached or not! but I’ve just been seeing a thing going around that it’s “rude” to add comments to the reblog but “ok” to do so in tags, and, well, I disagree with that. I think comments are meaningful no matter where they are, BUT they’re much much easier for me to see in the reblog instead of tags. and I have to admit to being slightly frustrated with recent themes that make tags very difficult to find haha
Because I’ve seen this come up on my dash so often and it always seemed like a fun exercise that I had to try it at least once.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
